An Update
I always hesitate to give personal updates in this space. First, it seems a little conceited to assume that anyone is actually interested in what I am doing privately. Second, it might be good to actually keep my personal doings hidden in obscurity, lest you all find out just how boring I really am. And third, since familiarity breeds contempt, and since the contempt part already comes fairly easily, it might be good not to add familiarity to the mix.
However, my normal writing activities have dwindled considerably, and it might be helpful to let you in on the reason. Summers are always busier than the school year, believe it or not, and this summer has compounded the busy-ness. In addition to losing out on all the benefits that routine affords, there are additional activities (like camp and Vacation Bible School) – activities that devour the time. But this summer, our family had one other major event that has swallowed every solitary spare moment that wasn’t already designated for some other duty. We are selling our home: our one hundred twenty-year-old home.
Now, one hundred twenty-year-old homes present challenges that the average home couldn’t imagine. Needless to say, we have been working day and night to accomplish this, with the help of some wonderful people in our church. I thank God for every one of you that helped – from teen-ager to seasoned carpenter. You were and are a great blessing to this pastor.
I’d love to fill you in on all the details. It has taken much energy and effort, and has cost more in both money and time than I ever would have imagined. If you were wondering why I have not been writing, you have your answer. Hours that would normally go to writing have instead been spent wondering the aisles of Home Depot, looking for someone with an orange vest. And, of course, even more hours have been spent looking for someone with an orange vest that actually knows where to find the grout sealer. And, not less than a few hours were spent trying to find someone with an orange vest who knows where another person in an orange vest is that knows where to find the grout sealer. The hard part of home projects is not actually the home project; it is shopping for the materials needed to do the home project. But that is another story.
Anyway, in case you are interested, we are now officially finished with the repair. We put our house on the market on July 1, showed it 12 times in the next 11 days (skipping July 2, 3, and 4), and sold it on the 12th day! Better yet, when all is said and done, we stand to make $10,000 more than we thought we could get for it just three months ago. God answered our prayer, more than we asked or thought.
The day after the house went under contract, we went to make an offer on the home that we wanted to buy. It sold the day before. So, we started the hunt all over again.
House hunting takes time, especially when you need to find a place pronto. Our fifth child will be born in mid-September, our house will close in mid-August, and we needed to dedicate a significant amount of time to finding the next homestead. We think that we might be done with the hunt, but we won’t know for sure until we hear back on a couple of offers we put out this week. Then, of course, comes the fun job of packing up our life and moving it to a home nearby. Needless to say, we have surrendered our summer to making this move.
So, when will I get back to my routine of daily writing? Good question. Let me consult my list of weasel words here for a second. Let’s see… eventually, I might possibly find some spare time not taken up with starting this next school year, training our staff, conducting our family camp, and preparing sermons, to maybe possibly have a little time to feasibly, wind and weather permitting, think a little about conceivably thinking about kinda sorta trying to find some time to think a little about maybe trying to write again.
You wanted something more definite, did you? Well, so-o-o-r-r-r-y! I’m definitely too busy to definitely tell you if I definitely will start writing again, but I definitely will try to definitely think about definitely telling you if I will definitely get back to definitely doing it again. In the meantime, would you just definitely hold your horses? I mean, come on, a guy can definitely only do so much before he definitely runs out of daylight hours. Definitely.
So, I’ll be seeing you around. Definitely. Hopefully somewhere around here. Be sure to check back… definitely sooner than later.
However, my normal writing activities have dwindled considerably, and it might be helpful to let you in on the reason. Summers are always busier than the school year, believe it or not, and this summer has compounded the busy-ness. In addition to losing out on all the benefits that routine affords, there are additional activities (like camp and Vacation Bible School) – activities that devour the time. But this summer, our family had one other major event that has swallowed every solitary spare moment that wasn’t already designated for some other duty. We are selling our home: our one hundred twenty-year-old home.
Now, one hundred twenty-year-old homes present challenges that the average home couldn’t imagine. Needless to say, we have been working day and night to accomplish this, with the help of some wonderful people in our church. I thank God for every one of you that helped – from teen-ager to seasoned carpenter. You were and are a great blessing to this pastor.
I’d love to fill you in on all the details. It has taken much energy and effort, and has cost more in both money and time than I ever would have imagined. If you were wondering why I have not been writing, you have your answer. Hours that would normally go to writing have instead been spent wondering the aisles of Home Depot, looking for someone with an orange vest. And, of course, even more hours have been spent looking for someone with an orange vest that actually knows where to find the grout sealer. And, not less than a few hours were spent trying to find someone with an orange vest who knows where another person in an orange vest is that knows where to find the grout sealer. The hard part of home projects is not actually the home project; it is shopping for the materials needed to do the home project. But that is another story.
Anyway, in case you are interested, we are now officially finished with the repair. We put our house on the market on July 1, showed it 12 times in the next 11 days (skipping July 2, 3, and 4), and sold it on the 12th day! Better yet, when all is said and done, we stand to make $10,000 more than we thought we could get for it just three months ago. God answered our prayer, more than we asked or thought.
The day after the house went under contract, we went to make an offer on the home that we wanted to buy. It sold the day before. So, we started the hunt all over again.
House hunting takes time, especially when you need to find a place pronto. Our fifth child will be born in mid-September, our house will close in mid-August, and we needed to dedicate a significant amount of time to finding the next homestead. We think that we might be done with the hunt, but we won’t know for sure until we hear back on a couple of offers we put out this week. Then, of course, comes the fun job of packing up our life and moving it to a home nearby. Needless to say, we have surrendered our summer to making this move.
So, when will I get back to my routine of daily writing? Good question. Let me consult my list of weasel words here for a second. Let’s see… eventually, I might possibly find some spare time not taken up with starting this next school year, training our staff, conducting our family camp, and preparing sermons, to maybe possibly have a little time to feasibly, wind and weather permitting, think a little about conceivably thinking about kinda sorta trying to find some time to think a little about maybe trying to write again.
You wanted something more definite, did you? Well, so-o-o-r-r-r-y! I’m definitely too busy to definitely tell you if I definitely will start writing again, but I definitely will try to definitely think about definitely telling you if I will definitely get back to definitely doing it again. In the meantime, would you just definitely hold your horses? I mean, come on, a guy can definitely only do so much before he definitely runs out of daylight hours. Definitely.
So, I’ll be seeing you around. Definitely. Hopefully somewhere around here. Be sure to check back… definitely sooner than later.
